Oh god I'm hilarious. Well I think so anyway.
See I just received these two lovely emails, from a couple of nice girls looking for love. In all the wrong places as it turns out. Anyway this was the first one.
How are you? I hope you are fine, My name is Miss rose, I am browsing today and i come across your profile, I decided to write you, my heart is seeking for a true lover that will bring joy and happiness back in my life.I will like you to contact me back soon with my email address so that i can give you my pictures for you to know whom i am,
I beleieve we can move from here!!! rose.
Remember colour or distance does not matter,but LOVE matters allot in life).
Reply me back Waiting for your sweet reply.
Anyway, see how she says colour doesn't matter. Well I just realised she means my skin colour. That it doesn't matter that I'm a whitey. Because for a minute there I thought she meant colour. Like say if I liked purple and she liked yellow, that wouldn't matter to her. But see I think that would matter to me. I couldn't live with someone who wanted everything yellow. And I definitely don't want to move from here!!! So our relationship is doomed.
Sorry Miss Rose