Lizzie is taking a course of antibiotics. She doesn't remember to take them unless I constantly nag her to do so. I was going to bed and knew she had one more to take before she went to bed so I put it on a plate and wrote on it Take Me and left it on the kitchen bench so she'd see it. But then I thought I'd better add not daz, because he was out watching the football, having a few drinks, and I thought he might come home and think I'd left him out an ecstasy pill, or something.
Not that I do that mind you. But you never know what goes through peoples minds after a few drinks.
Then Lloyd came home from football training and he said – that wasn't for me was it? Well why would it be I said – bloody hell, do I have to add your name to the nots as well. It's like an experiment – leave a pill on a plate, write take me, and see which fool does.
By the way I took this photo for the 365 group that Candy has started. You know the one where you have to take a photo every day for 365 days. It's bloody hard work and I'm only up to day 4. Especially for someone like myself who doesn't leave the house much. Expect to see a lot of sandwiches.
So there you go Raymond – not viagra.
Can anyone join the group Candy – or do you have to invite them?