I had my home hairdresser drop around recently. I got her to chop an inch or so off the bottom layer. Because I was developing this kind of two hairstyles look. Anyway before she left she put a treatment in it and told me to leave it for a few hours.
So I did.
Then I washed and dried and decided to straighten. And as I was straightening I was looking, and thinking, that doesn't look right.
So I rang the hairdresser and said
One side of my hair is longer than the other side. Unless you've given me one of those funny bobs that has one side longer.
So back she came and evened me up. Shit she said – I don't must have got distracted and not even gone around that side.
Anyway – all fixed now
Mind you, not that it looks that smooth often. It's usually a ball of frizz. Lizzie told me once that when she was little she always knew how to find me at the library if I roamed off. She just looked for the big blonde mat sticking up above the shelves.