My work is very boring – think accounts, tax, workers comp. You get the idea.
I was typing some quotes yesterday and at the end I put – Should you require any further information please do not hesitate to contact me. But I noticed on one I'd put – Should you require any further information please do not contact me.
Yep, because I couldn't care less.
Do you know whats more annoying than seeing a skinny chick who can eat meat pies and drink coke every day?
Two things come close though.
One is when you can't find the book that came with your camera. So you clean the lounge room from top to toe. It's cleaner than it's been for years. But you don't find the manual. I hate cleaning for nothing.
Two is when Daz sings in bed when he's listening to his ipod. So say it's 11.30pm and I'm just about to go to sleep and he bursts into song. But he can't sing, so it's more of a droning mumblemumble. Then he's quiet for a while and I start to go to sleep, then whoa, he's off again. I slapped him and said
you're going to have to be quiet, I can't get to sleep
why, what am I doing?
no I'm not, I was asleep, you must be hearing the ipod.
oh, yes, because you are such a great singer, its easy to get confused
But I found the camera manual. As I was sitting in the lounge room admiring it's state of tidiness I remembered that it was in the bedroom on the table.