So there I was, sitting in the car, driving along, had a nice day shopping. And I was rubbing the back of my leg, just above the knee. And I thought, hmmm, that feels a bit strange. So I had another feel, nope, that doesn't feel right, so then I had a look. And then I thought to myself
What the hell is that doing there!
And I turned to Daz and Lizzie and said
One of you could have told me I have a giant pubic hair growing out the back of my leg!!
Once you hit 40, it appears your body sprouts hair wherever the hell it feels like.
First it was the one grey, no white, bristle, that I found sprouting from my chin. I saw it one day in the car mirror. I said the same thing then – why the hell didn't someone tell me that was there?
But now this. Pubic hairs, lost, popping out in inappropriate places. Gonna have to keep an eye on that.
Getting old must be some sort of big joke, really, I mean you couldn't take it seriously. There better be a big payoff at the end.