So remember I had that fringe cut in earlier in the year? Well I decided to grow it out, not because I didn't like it, just because. And now it's sitting right in the corner of my eye all the time. So its time for bobby pins. I had Lizzie take some photos of me on friday because I hadn't had any taken for a while. I've always hated having my photo taken but I always feel like I should have a recent decent one in case I go missing.
In this one you can see how grey my roots are. They're really only in that one strip of fringe. (Well thats what I like to believe anyway) If I let them come through I'd look like Cruella De Vil. Or the baddie from Captain Planet.
And then I decided I needed to dig out one of those Bikini Body diets they always have in magazines when summer comes around. Because I have cellulite thighs. I don't know what I did to deserve them. Because I actually have quite skinny legs, and it doesn't seem fair. But I found one. It says at the top that the calorie amount is suitable for a 60kg woman. What 60kg woman needs to be on a diet for gods sake. Thats only about 130 pounds. Anyway I need to stock up on protein powder.
Today I'm going to visit my father for his birthday so if someone could just come and shoot me now please that would save a lot of trouble. Solve the thigh problem as well. He sits at one end of the house and my mother sits at the other end and they yell at each other. You never get to sit and talk to both of them at the same time. You have to travel between them. At least they have lots of wine. They even have a fridge in the bathroom full of wine.
I wonder if wine is on the bikini body diet.