How were you punished as a child?
I was never punished as a child!
Maybe I was the perfect child.
Maybe I was the youngest of four so I got away with more.
Maybe after four kids your parents defences are totally crushed and they are over the whole punishing thing.
I only remember one incident – my mother was cooking and I annoyed her somehow, not by doing anything, but by saying something and she turned around and hit me with the wooden spoon. Which was very unlike her. She must have been tired.
Emjay was very naughty.