Teenage girls. Aren't they sweet. I mean just look at those sweet little faces.
I just don't think we're taking full advantage of the natural resources teenage girls have to offer us. If we did, we'd never have to dig for coal again. If we could just find a way to harness all that attitude teenage girls produce, we could use it to produce enough energy to light the world. And there'd be a never ending supply of it.
Actually something funny – My eldest daughter – Kimba – has been so disgusting and bitchy lately that I wrote her this long email detailing exactly what I thought of her. Then I get up this morning and thought to myself she wasn't too pissed off about it and then I check my emails and there the bloody thing is – come back to me, unable to be sent it tells me for some bloody reason. Typical.
Little girls – I'm telling you, they're over rated.