I'm thinking of having some t shirts made up with that on it. Pleae Ignore Me.
I have this habit of blurting out things that people may find offensive. I don't mean it that way. But If you want to know what you really look like in that new outfit you're thinking of buying – take me with you.
Yesterday I walked up to the deli and smiled at the woman standing next to me, as you do. And in one hand she had a basket full of stuff and in the other hand she had three large bags of potato chips. And she said –
I need a trolley. I always come to get a few things and always seem to end up with more than I need.
And then I said –
Well, you don't need those three bags of chips for a start.
Then I smiled, just so she knew I wasn't a freak.
She told me her kids never have chips, only on the holidays as a special treat and she is in fact a sweet tooth.
Like I care. I was just making conversation.