I hit the bottle today.
The bleach bottle that is.
I had my home hairdresser pay me a visit. As soon as she arrived I said
You've cut your hair
Yeah – last sunday I drank a bottle of wine, then decided I'd cut my hair with the nail scissors.
Thats what I like to see in my hairdresser. Someone not afraid to take risks.
So I've taken another step on the road to blonde. And I'm starting to remember how cruel bleach can be to your hair. So I'm after the name of a really good shampoo and conditioner for bleached hair.
I'll just give you a brief description of my hair. On a good day.
OK – go to your kitchen pantry and get out a piece of steel wool or brillo or whatever you scour your saucepans with. Have a little feel of it. Then imagine thick masses of it. Now picture it after it has soaked in a bowl of bleach for a while. And thats my hair.
I have read that Tigi Bedhead Dumb Blonde is very good but I'm open to suggestions because I also read that mayonnaise was good. Tigi also have a shampoo called Thick Massive Hair which sums me up. (Well not necessarily me, but my hair).
So please anyone if you know of a conditioner or treatment that really works on thick, coarse, bleached, massive hair, I'd be very grateful.
This is the part where I was going to give you the recipe for Lizzie's Pig and Lard Muffins, but I can't find it. And I have spent the last hour re organising all my cookbooks in the process (sorry Oona – I shall let you know the minute I find it).