I've had an asparagus wee. I've had them before but just thought I wasn't drinking enough water. Or was in need of a few urals. But now I'm positive they are asparagus wees. I heard Dr Karl talking about them.
My friend Jem came around for a catch up friday night and she bought some nibblies and on the platter were some asparagus spears. About an hour after nibbling on them I went to the toilet and when I came out I announced I had had an asparagus wee. Jem was like, what tha? So I told her and she went off to see and came out and Yay, she too had an asparagus wee.
We decided it would be a perfect science experiment for Lizzies Year 10 assignment. Get between 5 and 10 women. No, hang on, 5 men and 5 women. Get them to eat asparagus and see how many do the asparagus wee. Of course it means darting into the toilet directly after them to have a whiff. And they'd have to do it three times. And probably all eat the same things all day. Still, a good idea. Lizzie is not keen. But anyone else with a child in need of a school science experiment, feel free to steal it.
the asparagus wee - I'd just like to point out that mine is not the cabbage or rotten eggs version