I used to dread getting chain mail letters when I was a kid. The prospect of all those years of bad luck looming over me. Anyway I lived in a very small town and the chances of finding five people who hadn't already received one was slim. And those ones that say if you send a letter to the last person on the list and times it by 10 then divide by 6 (or whatever) and in 30 days you can expect hundreds of letters from all over the world. Well they never turned up did they.
But this one that turned up yesterday takes the cake. Man, that mickey mouse is one bad motherfucker.
THIS EMAIL HAS BEEN CURSED ONCE OPENED YOU MUST SEND IT.
You are now cursed. You must send this on or you will be killed. Tonight at
12:00am, by Mickey Mouse. This is no joke. So don't think you can quickly
get out of it and delete it now because Mickey Mouse will come to you if you
do not send this on. He will slit your throat and your wrists and pull your
eyeballs out with a fork. And then hang your dead corpse in your bedroom
cupboard or put you under your bed. What's your parents going to do when
they find you dead? Won't be funny then, will it? Don't think this is a fake
and it's all put on to scare you because your wrong, so very wrong. Want to
hear of some of the sad, sad people who lost their lives or have been
seriously hurt by this email?
Thomas Crowley: He sent this to 5 people. Big mistake. The night Thomas was
lying in his bed watching T.V. The clock shows '12:01am'. The T.V
misteriously flickered off and Thomas's bedroom lamp flashed on and off
several times. It went pitch black, Thomas looked to the left of him and
there he was, Mickey Mouse standing in white rags. Blood everywhere with a
knife in his hand then disappeared. The biggest fright of Thomas's life.
Warning… NEVER look in a mirror and repeat -'Mickey Mouse.Mickey Mouse.'
Mickey Mouse… I KILLED YOUR SON' Is it the end for you tonight! YOU ARE
NOW CURSED We strongly advise you to send this email on. It is seriously NO
JOKE. We don't want to see another life wasted. ITS YOUR CHOICE.