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tax man January 2, 2008

Filed under: Uncategorized — panthergirl @ 1:37 am
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chezza just sent me this – she doesn't seem to have posted it so I'll beat her to it. boom boom

THE TAX OFFICE

At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit
the books of a synagogue.

While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said:
"I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle
drippings?

"Good question", noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them back
to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box
of candles."

"Oh", replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious
way:  "What about all these biscuit purchases? What do you do with
the crumbs?"

"Ah, yes", replied the Rabbi, realising that the inspector was trying
to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We collect them and send them
back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send a free
box of holy biscuits."

"I see!" replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
the know-it-all Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi", he went on, "What do you do
with all the leftover fore skins from the cir cumcisions you perform?

"Here, too, we do not waste", answered the Rabbi. "What we do is
save up all the fore skins and send them to the Tax Office, and
about once a year they send us a complete dick."

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4 Responses to “tax man”

  1. Waterbaby Says:

    hahahaahhaah. good one.

  2. Dancing Bear Says:

    For a minute I thought they were going to the pasta factory and coming back as Tortellini. Very funny Cat. Ah, it's tax time.

  3. cat Says:

    tortellini – I'm glad I don't eat tortellini – wouldn't be able to view it the same way


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