I've never dreamt of a white christmas. In fact I can't even imagine one. In fact someone here in australia should develop some relevant wrapping paper. You know, the reindeers stopping under a gum tree for a rest, panting in 100 degree heat. Santa in a more summery outfit. Here on christmas day it'll be salads, cold meats, icy drinks and swimming in the pool. This is jingle bells the aussie way.
if you can't read the last stanza it goes
come the afternon, grandpa has a doze, the kids and uncle bruce are swimming in their clothes. The time comes round to go, we take a family snap, then pack the car and all shoot through before the washing up.
Credits here – photos from scx.hu and google images
I don't know who came up with the words but a class always used to sing it at the school christmas concert.