Kimba says I don't write about her enough. Lizzie says I'm not to talk about Lloyd. Lloyd doesn't give a shit what I do. My neighbour says she looks forward to the day her children relate to each other as human beings instead of rivals.
So I'll get Lloyd out of the way first so I never have to mention his scurrilous name again. HSC results are out. His UAI is 95.15 which is excellent. See hard work does pay off. And everyone who continually slags the public schools should maybe take a look at their kids and not always the teachers and the school. Lloyd could have gone to a selective school where they maybe could have squeezed an extra point or two out of him. But he wouldn't have been surrounded by his great group of friends and his life would've involved a lot of sitting on buses and trains.
Lizzie's report has arrived home and I see she is still failing wonderfully in PE. She does have a B amongst the C's and D's though. She said this is because her teacher this year isn't a dog. Her name, not mine. My name for her was dog face bitch. This was the woman who told Lizzie she was a waste of space on the netball court and other self esteem building gems. The rest of the results are worthy of a celebration though.
Childcare – 1st
Digital Media – 1st
English exam: 1st – out of 214 kids
Food Technology – 1st
History – 1st
International Cookery – 1st
Maths exam – 2nd – c'mon Lizzie pull your socks up girl
Science – hmm that needs a bit more work.
And I can't leave Kimba out. She has also found an area to excell in. It's in the area of going out a lot and buying a new dress to wear every time.
So well done kidlets – MWAH