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this email arrived from a… December 15, 2007

Filed under: Uncategorized — panthergirl @ 9:06 pm

this email arrived from a friend – say it isn't so

When you have an 'I Hate My Job' day, try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson

Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested
and then sanitized '.

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department of Johnson & Johnson.'

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!

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5 Responses to “this email arrived from a…”

  1. SweetMisery Says:

    Ewwwwwwwwwww lmao. No way

  2. marmelade Says:

    hahahaha funny. on the other hand, imagine that you'll be using a thermometer that someone else previously stuck in their ass. lol

  3. cat Says:

    thats the bit that concerns me as well – although I'd have to be feeling pretty sick to use one to start off with.

  4. Waterbaby Says:

    I'm sure by "personally tested," they mean checking that it is calibrated correctly. still, it makes for an amusing e-mail. (p.s. J&J's PR department might want to consider hiring a rewriter …)


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