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Aging December 8, 2007

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A friend sent me this – too true.

Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions.

"How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key.

You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.

"How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16!" You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life . . You become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony . YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!!

But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed?

You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you'rePUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50 and your dreams are gone.

But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would!

So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60.

You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!

You get into your 80's and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch; you TURN 4:30 ; you REACH bedtime. And it doesn't end there. Into the 90s, you start going backwards; "I Was JUST 92."

Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again. "I'm 100 and a half!"
May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!

 

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9 Responses to “Aging”

  1. Paxton Says:

    I think the comedian Larry Miller had an act based on this.

  2. SweetMisery Says:

    This is great. With the big 60 and all. giggle

  3. cat Says:

    yeah – just read your post about the amazement of hitting 60! Good luck with it

  4. cat Says:

    hang on – I'll check – there was a name on it hmmm – george carlin

  5. Paxton Says:

    It seems like everything gets attributed to Carlin eventually.

  6. cat Says:

    well is it shameful to say I don't know who he is??

  7. Paxton Says:

    He's a comedian. Very funny. And yes, it is shameful! lol Here's one of my favorites from him.

  8. Red Pen Says:

    Interesting way to look at it.


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