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hold the pheremones joan September 25, 2007

Filed under: Uncategorized — panthergirl @ 12:48 am
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I saw a bit of mythbusters and they were seeing if you could distract a guard dog by wiping various urines on you. They tried wolf urine – the myth being that the dog would be intimidated and not attack but that theory was busted. then they used bitch on heat urine. They put some on a cloth and one person waved it under his nose outside the fence while another walked in and across the yard. There was no way the dog was leaving that urine. He looked at the intruder every now and then but then went back to the cloth. Poor guy would've been left in a great state of anxiety! Anyway it reminded me of this little packet of sexxy that daz picked up in sydney. They were selling it in the restaurant toilet in a vending machine near the condom vending machine. So of course he had to get some. I told him he should test it out next time he has to do a job somewhere – probably not at the brothel though. I wonder what they mean by – made from imported and local stock. Does that mean you're smearing yourself with bull urine?

 

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5 Responses to “hold the pheremones joan”

  1. Ninja Says:

    Why smear all that foul stuff on yourself?? Just buy a can of Lynx.. you know it's got that bow chicka bow wow going on! Ask EWQ, she'd know about it!

  2. cat Says:

    oh really – so lynx equals success then and probably cheaper

  3. Ninja Says:

    Way cheaper… and funnier.

  4. Paxton Says:

    "Yeah, I really wanted to impress this girl, so I took something found in the bathroom and wiped it all over me."
    Yeah, not workin'

  5. cat Says:

    it's what exactly you're wiping on yourself that concerns me


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